X-Men Origins: Woooooooooooooooolverine

As you can tell from the title I'm pretty damn excited for the opening of this movie. Probably even more excited than College Panda was when he found out that Iowa passed gay marriage and even more excited than Derek Fisher was when he found out he has a fan (Note: She might be a little crazy, but let's be honest what woman's not).

But right now the reviews that are coming in for director Gavin Hood's first Hollywood movie are pretty bleak. Examples...

"A keen disappointment as action and effects take over from a poorly conceived story"-Kirk Honeycutt, Hollywood Reporter.

"While packed with effects and action, without the attention to story and emotional investment present in such films as The Dark Knight and Ironman, Wolverine ultimately doesn't rise above its comic-book roots."-Bill Goodykoontz, Arizona Republic.

There were plenty others better to choose from but I had to include the dude from Hollywood, and my new favorite critic good ol' Goodykoontz. Too many jokes and I'm sure they've all been done before.

What these guys don't get is that, for me at least, I'm not expecting the next Dark Knight, where I'm blown away by everything or even the next movie with a fantastic storyline where I'm hanging on every line and scene. Don't go into this expecting that either because you will be sorely disappointed. Be expecting a lively, sciency fiction, action packed, beat the bad guys ass movie.

Let me give you a few reasons of mine why I think I'm going to love this movie...

First, this movie is going to be awesome because of Hugh Jackman. And let me tell you by looking at the early pictures he is "Jack'd-man". Some roles were just made for one person and there is no one else in the world of actors that could play Wolverine better than Jackman.

Another reason this movie is going to be awesome is because of the supporting cast. Liev Schreiber, Ryan Reynolds, Taylor Kitsch, William(American Spelling), and Dominic Monaghan. Not the most star studded emsemble but just a group of solid actors that you know are not going to mail it in. I'm particularly interested in keeping an eye on Friday Night Lights Taylor Kitsch. It's going to be weird not seeing him with a beer in hand kissing on some grade A high school tail, but a solid performance here could spring his movie career.

Wolverine is also the kick-start for an awesome summer of film. Star Trek, Terminator, Angels and Demons, Transformers, etc, etc, etc.

Lastly, the final reason that I'm looking forward to Wolverine is that because it is going to be a manly, badass, action flick, that means that College Panda will not see it and waste more space on here talking about it. Sure Lynn Collins will be playing a love interest but for the sake of everyone reading lets hope her role is limited.

Friday can't come soon enough.

P.S. The next edition of the critically acclaimed V.U.S.S (Videos U Should See) will be Viewer V.U.S.S. So send in all your hilarious and off the wall videos to me and I will sift through them and post the best ones.

Over - Lindsay Lohan

Enough of Panda

What kind of name is "college panda?" If I was 15 years old I would actually think this was a pretty kick-ass name. But im not 15, "im 27, and you know what that makes me here? a fuckin senior citizen." That reminds me of a perfectly good example of how I know panda's gay - he doesn't know what movie that's from.
I'm just totally fed up with your ridiculous reviews on movies are completely irrelevant to anyone who has ever watched a motion picture . . . with sound. Let me tell you something, YOU don't know shit! Cool, I get it you enjoy chick flicks. I would enjoy these to if I hadn't had pussy since pussy had me.

And yes, 1st time on the site, I will be this vulgar.

So, Panda, look yourself in the mirror before you go to bed tonight and ask yourself, "Has it really been that long since I got pussy?" ERRRRR, should I say panda pussy?!




"HIII how are ya!?" I'm Nice guy Eddie

I'm Obsessed With Obsessed!!!!!!

Usually I don't like swimming around muddy waters for fear of shark attacks but today I find myself extremely fearless and ready to swim out there. Its the same way I felt about this movie Obsessed, after seeing a first trailer a while ago I was very skeptical and afraid but now after viewing this trailer I cant wait for this weekend. I'm sure you have all seen it but I just saw it and Obsessed hits theaters this Friday the 24th, come wait in the massive lines with me!!!!

I love how when you are afraid of things the only way to get over them is face them head on. That is exactly what I'm going to do with this movie, and that is exactly what I did by swimming in muddy waters with sharks, good thing sharks don't like Pandas!!!!

I love you, Always, and Never,

College Panda

Guess What Comes Out Tomorrow?!! Here's a Hint, WOOOOOOO!!!!!

Finally, finally, finally my long, harsh, cold wait has been over and the Christmas Smash hit The Spirit comes out on Blu Ray... People like Laef, who havent seen the movie, who base everything they see on sites like Filmschool, or Slashfilm will tell you that this film was awful. Let me tell you this, you will be pleasantly surprised by this movie as I sure I will be when I see it tomorrow. I will be the first to admit I didn't see it over Christmas but it was only because I was in hibernation until after January. So by then it had already left theaters. But every time I watch this trailer I know and see the true brilliance that is contained in this movie:

"I'm getting El Spirito Dead while I still can" WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! How can you honestly listen to that line and not get pumped as hell to pop this in your blu ray player, or in Laef's case his VCR. "Somethings going down here it could be BIG, Laef BIG!!!!!" I'll be standing in line on Tuesday with the rest of you to get this jawn and will be taking in every second of it. 

I Love You, Always, And Never, 

College Panda

Year One

I just want Panda to know that I am not responding to his posts because I feel I need to defend myself against him. I am only doing this so the few people who read this thing are convinced there is at least one person who knows what he is talking about here. If you read Panda's last post you probably did not finish it because lets get real, do you really give a shit what a movie is rated? No, probably not. 

With that said it was not "rumored" that Year One had an R-rating, because it did. Then they re-cut the movie after they lost the appeal for the pg-13, and eventually received the pg-13 warning. Anyways, about me not liking Michael Cera....I love Michael Cera and think he is hilarious.  Oh and about Year One making $100 million, yeh that will not happen unless they do it opening weekend. The two weeks that follow Year One include the release of the second Transformers, Public Enemies and a third Ice Age movie. I would be shocked if they reached $60 million. Oh and Panda, I know you won;t go see Observe and Report this weekend because it is headed for a small weekend only hitting $4 million on Friday. In case you did not know Panda claimed it would make at least $30 and I said it was going to make shit. Again not like you care, but I just want you to know that there is actual knowledge coming from someone here. 

Como Esta Bitches,

Laef

Game, Set, Match, Laef!!!!!! WOOOO!!!!!

One of the summer's most anticipated films, Year One, has been rumored to get an R rating by the MPAA. But it seems today things have changed in their favor just as I thought. According to our friends at Slashfilm the movie has been re-cut and has now received the coveted PG-13 rating which will all but guarantee their 100 million dollar summer. Laef was giving me shit about this movie yesterday because I told him how pumped I was for this movie to come out, and of course because its not an indie flick he's not buying into it. Also because he has some problem with Michael Cera, which I don't see how you have a problem with him he is actually brilliant. Really all of this hatred Laef has towards this movie really stems all the way back to when the OC got cancelled, and now it seems everything I get excited about he shoots down because Tree Hill is still on the air and its killing him.

Let me apologize Year One, it's not your fault, it's Laef's bitterness that is ruining your coming out party and let me tell you I will be there "Hat in Hand" (is that right Ole Painless?) in the I'm sure will be sold out theater on DAY ONE watching to see it. Just face it Laef, I win, and I will always win when I have Tree Hill on my side. It's like what Chris Pine said in the greatest trailer on earth for the best movie of the summer, Star Trek, "Why are you talking to me man?" WOOOOOOO!!!! So Laef answer me this, why are you talking to me man? Tree Hill wins, and so does Year One!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Love You, Always, and Never,

College Panda

It's Official Boy's I'm Back!!!!!!! YEEEEHAWWW!!!!!!

Yes its true the Panda has finally come out of hibernation, and I know what Laef is going to say, "Dude seriously enough with the Panda stuff, we get it you are a Panda". What he doesn't get is that I really am a walking talking endangered species. Anyways I'm back with my weekly Trailer Hunting with The Panda, and kids do I have a good one for you, Mike Judge's new work of genius Extract. This movie features Kristen Wig, Mila Kunis, Jason Bateman, Ben Affleck. Enough said right there I'm already Laefing in my pants... Seriously this movie is going to be brilliant it comes out Labor Day weekend, here is the trailer below

I promise I will try and not take too much of a break in between posts I'm sorry you had to go that long without me. I have seen the shit that Haymes has posted and I feel bad you had to suffer through garbage like that, and also that cringing feeling you get when you read his posts are completely normal I get that feeling too. Its like watching Michael Scott at his best.

I Love You, Always, And Never,

College Panda

BIG Day For NBC Thursday

Other than NBC it's safe to say that every major broadcast channel owns a night or at least a share of the week. For example, with a lineup of Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Two and A Half Men, Rules Of Engagement and CSI Miami, Mondays are owned by CBS.
Tuesday I give CBS a slight edge with the overall better schedule of NCIS and The Mentalist but either ABC's Dancing With The Stars or FOX's American Idol usually grab the individual honors. Wednesday's are generally dominated by American Idol. Fridays it all pretty much sucks rating wise, Saturday I could care less about and Sunday is usually a toss up. So that leaves me with Thursday still up in the air. CBS has usually controlled ratings with Survivor and CSI but those shows have been on long and developed loyal fan bases that don't have any other options to choose from, aside from the stale Greys Anatomy on ABC.

Notice, NBC was nowhere on that list I just gave. In fact the only show they had in the top 20 last week and was actually ranked 20th, was Law and Order:SVU which owns the coveted Tuesday 10pm slot woo hoo. Just like I predicted it appears NBC's Kings won't be renewed, it scored so very poorly in it's 2 hour premiere that there were talks it might not make the full season. It started out with only 6 million viewers, and with each half hour the ratings continually decreased, not a good sign for the show or NBC's chances on Sunday nights. Chuck and Heroes have been terrible on Mondays. Tuesday and Wednesday NBC doesn't have a chance to compete, and even though DirecTV bailed out Friday Night Lights again, sadly that show never does anything impressive on Fridays. Now with ER gone, the only mainstays are The Office, 30 Rock, My Name Is Earl, and Law and Order, three of which are on Thursday.

But I'm here to say not all is lost for NBC just yet. Thursday's have usually been their best day and with the addition of two new shows it should continue to get better and compete with the big boys of CBS, FOX and ABC.

I've already talked about Amy Poehlers new comedy Parks and Recreation, which looks hilarious. Poehler, Aziz Ansari, and my girl Rashida Jones will make this show a hit, at least NBC's definition of a hit. It premieres Thursday at 8:30pm sandwiched between two new episodes of The Office.

The other show is Southland starring Benjamin McKenzie, of The OC. Even though he looks pretty much like the tool from Kings I'm hoping that doesn't sway audiences because this show looks very intriguing. From what I've read about it McKenzie plays a rookie cop in Los Angeles who's having a tough time with his career. Michael Cudlitz, who has been in Lost, 24, Las Vegas, and most notably Band of Brothers, also stars in this cop drama. It will not only show the cops perspectives, but will highlight the criminals, victims and families as well. Right now it is scheduled to take over ER's time slot at 10pm and premieres this Thursday as well.

After the Kings disaster, it is critical for NBC that these two shows start off hot. The Thursday time slots are more vulnerable than the girls College Panda hooks up with. Taking over on Thursday would be huge for NBC and would help them save their struggling network.

If You Seek Amy - Britney Spears

2 MORE SEASONS!

One of the most loved shows by all of the writers on this blog (one thing we actually do agree on, oh and by the way you are welcome for it Haymes and Panda) is NBC's Friday Night Lights. This show has been on the chopping block after each of its first three seasons. It was only after its second season however, that NBC decided to go in on a joint deal with DirecTV for the show. This meant that the third season would be shown first, in its entirety, on DirecTV then shown later in the year on NBC. This kind of sucked, but I cannot complain, because we got the show back. Many fans, including this one, thought that the third season was the Dillon Panther's last. at first I was upset, but to be honest, the way the season ended, I thought it was a good spot to end it creatively. Obviously I wanted more, but if I could not have it I was okay with it. Well I just found out I won't even have to worry about that.

TVFanatic reported that it is official, NBC and DirecTV are coming together again to air two more seasons of the show in the same format that they played the third season. The 4th and 5th seasons will get 13 episodes a piece, not ideal, but again I cannot complain.

What is upsetting though is the fact that more people are not watching this show. This is not your typical teen drama about rich D-bags who have everything handed to them and try to create drama around that. Which is absolutely ridiculous because none of the characters are remotely realtable in any of those shows (Goossip Girl and 90210 I am talking to you). Yes, I was a fan of The OC, but those characters had much more of a realness to them than any of these other ridiculous shows. Anyways, FNL is one of the best shows on television and people are not watching it, they are too busy watching the "reality" shows on MTV. By the way why does every scene on those shows have 10 seconds of people talking then 20 seconds of the camera going back and forth between two characters just staring at each other? I don't get it, but I digress. I guess what I am trying to say is please start watching this show, because you will realize that you have been missing some of the best that television has to offer.



Laef

Where the Wild Things Are

Every so often a movie trailer comes out that you watch repeatedly and begin to countdown the days until its released (or if you are Panda every movie trailer comes out and you watch it everyday and never go see anything in theaters). The most recent trailer that has me all jazzed up (yup, jazzed up, deal with it) is the new Where the Wild Things Are trailer. The movie is directed by Spike Jonze, of Being John Malkovich fame. It is without question one of the coolest looking movies of the year so far. Having read this book in school all the time as a little kid, I am extremely excited for this movie.

I am curious as to what it will be rated. I would assume PG, but I have no idea honestly. Whatever it gets rated, the trailer certainly does not come across as a normal kids movie. Either way it does not make a difference, because let's be honest, how much fun did that little kid have making this movie? It looks like he had a damn blast.

[Note - I am a little late on posting this, because it came out about a week ago, but here its now]




Laef

Happy Birthday Alec Baldwin

I was looking on IMDB today and I saw that it was Alec Baldwin's birthday. Baldwin is a guy who I feel is an aweesome actor and I enjoy everything I have seen him in. He is also one of those actors who is a bit self destructive and held himself back. But to honor him on his birthday here is a clip from Glen Gary Glen Ross and it is one of my favorite movie scenes ever.




Happy Birthday Baldwin


Laef

Thank You

Thank you for that, because I was actually worried I would have to defend myself, but you did not even come back at me, nor did you defend yourself (because you can't). You simply proved my point on your lack of movie knowledge by thinking me comparing you to Ben Lyons was a compliment. I know you probably think it was, but it was not (see this blog where they talk about "quote whore" movie critics and have a section dedicated to Lyons' ridiculous weekly quotes). Not only was your post not funny, it was not creative either. Hey did you guys see how he took that movie quote from a comedy movie that came out 5 years ago and used it in his posts. Dude that is so funny man how do you come up with this stuff. But thank you I thought I would have to think of something creative, but now I don't and for that I am happy, because I am tired. Keep up the good work Panda, you're well on your way.....

Laef

You Can Lead A Horse To Water But You Cant Make Him Laef

My response is simple my friends. Laef comparing me to Ben Lyons is one of the best compliments I could ever get, it means I have made it to the big time in terms of being a critic. Now Laef on the other hand thinks that he has wounded the old bear by comparing me to this brilliant man. But folks in reality Laef is a jealous and extremely bitter man who only dreams of the life Ben Lyons has and because he realizes he will never get there he bitterly talks shit about him instead of giving the man props. I mean the guy is E's number one go to film critic for gods sake. This isn't saying much but Laef he's been with more chicks last night than you have this past year, and he's a closer. You think Ben Lyons goes out and settles for make outs? Look at that scarf this dude is banging chicks and sending them packing after they do his laundry and dishes the next morning. 

Let me just take a second to thank you Laef for putting a smile upon my face and giving me not only a raging semi, but complimenting my work as a critic. Now I know I have what it takes to make the leap onto that pedestal with men like Siskel (RIP) and Ebert, Ropert, and Lyons. Wow you are extremely nice today Laef, that means he got to touch a boob last night, how did it feel by the way? Like a bag of sand I'm sure. 

I Love You, Always, and Never, 

College Panda

P.S. That's me and Seagal watching Ben Lyons segment on E, I was really tired that day

He Was Dead.....But He Got Better!

As you can probably tell from my posts(even though I've only had a couple), I am an action movie junkie. I love good movies from all the different genres but there is something about a cheesy unrealistic action movie that amps me up. Just how I was raised I guess. This post has two purposes. 1) A reminder that Crank 2 High Voltage comes out April 17. I know that the spring movie line up is exceptional this year and i will make every attempt to see a majority of those movies on Laefs list of "most anticipated movies of the spring". But I will be there for this one because I absolutely love when Jason Statham kicks ass and talks with an english accent. And 2) If you get a chance, please check out the website for the movie....http://www.crank2.com/....It is one of the best sites for a movie I've ever been to. To get into the site you actually have to type in a cuss word! How freaking awesome is that. I like to think that the Stath designed the site and it was his idea. No doubt about it, the plot for this movie, like its predecessor, is utterly ridiculous, but i gaurantee that there are some bad ass fight scenes and car chases and that alone is worth a look for me. And as I mentioned previously, the Stath getting electrocuted and screaming is all the incentive I need to be sitting in the theater come April 17. Also, for those of you who don't know, Crank is the slang word for crystal meth. And just a little throwback to Laef and College Panda...Remember when i made you guys go see the first one in theaters? HAHA....If my memory serves me correctly, and it usually does, it was a sold out show

-Ole Painless

Dear College Panda

Really I am bored in between classes right now and I Figured I have not busted on Panda in quite a bit (gross?). But hey Panda is there a trailer you have seen in three years that doesn't get a WOOO or WOW. I mean really dude how easily entertained are you? You just called The Hangover a garunteed masterpiece. That deserves a WOW! Come on man you are like the Ben Lyons of this blog, you are like the critic that makes ridiculous statements just to get quoted in a trailer for a movie.

Oh and that is hilarious, you eat bamboo and have a trainer named Rex. Just keep goin to that well dude. And before you come on here with you're sure fire rebuttal of, "if it aint broke dont fix it," let me stop you, because in all reality my friend it is broke. Oh and as for your other argument of "dude this all stems back to the OC" or "laef only watches indy flicks." you can keep those in the vault from now on too because they are ridiculous and you know it. Get off the dick of movies you expect to make a lot of money and get a thought of your own. Wow dude I was just like eminiem in 8 Mile right there. I just handed you the mic via the internet. Oh yeh WOOOOOOO.

p.s. I lah you haha


Laef

Trailer Hunting With Your Favorite Panda Bear

On today's episode we are going to show you the latest trailer for Todd Phillips latest I'm sure to be masterpeice. This trailer is absolutely brilliant and funny as hell, lets just go ahead and chalk up yet another hit for Mr. Phillips and let it be known that Judd Apatow aint the only kid in the school yard that can play kickball at a high level, or something else that is much funnier...

This movie is set to hit theaters on June 5th, and let it be know that Rex and I will be standing in line with the rest of you to get tickets, so if you are next to us in line please remember not to feed the animals because we are very unpredictable and could mistake your arm for a bamboo stick, or if you are a woman your boobs as oranges, pandas eat oranges right?!

I Love You, Always, and Never,

College Panda

The Development of Jack Shepherd

"Maybe the island wants to fix itself Kate." A short and simple line to most people. However, in my opinion it was just a completely telling line. Without question there is no other show on television that introduces things or develops things with no intention of brining them back until several seasons later. Without question there is no other show on television that has developed characters the way that Lost does. 

When Jack spoke that line while talking to Kate while Kate was trying to get Jack to save a young Ben, it made me remember why I watch this show and why I have watched every episode more than once. Ever since the middle of season one when John Locke stumbled across the infamous hatch (and probably even before that) there has been a recurring theme in this show. The dispute and differences between John Locke and Jack. It was a constant struggle between a man of science and a man of faith. Locke was always speaking of the island as if it had an agenda and as if it had a plan for everyone there. He would do things because "the island asked him to." The fact that his agenda and his actions were so hinged on faith that the island had bigger and better plans for him was not surprising since the island seems to have magical powers that gave Locke the ability to walk again after being paralyzed years before the crash. This was a man who was given back everything he wanted and then some. 

Then there is Jack. He is a world class surgeon who believes that everything has an explanation and that he can control everything that happens in his life. This is what developed him into the leader, he felt he could control situations. Even when Jack would lose control of a situation, there had to be an explanation, it was not the island who was doing things. You would expect a doctor like him to be a man of science and a man of control. Some might say a God complex, and there could be no way that the island could have more control than him. really Jack has been fighting for control his life, all the way from his lack of control in his relationship with his dad to his lack of control to his relationship with his ex-wife.

 [ Note- It is hard to explain really, if some does not watch the show, just how complex the characters John and Jack are and the reasons behind their dedications to their belief systems. So many things have happened in both of their lives to contribute to the ideas and beliefs and to get into them all would just be ridiculous at this point, but it just speaks to Lost's commitment to it's character development.]

However, It is these opposing viewpoints, the viewpoints of John Locke and Jack Shepherd, that have kept me coming back for more, episode after episode and season after season.  It has been hinted at all season that Jack was turning that corner, that he was starting to believe that the island had a plan for him and that it he had a purpose on that island. After seasons of a constant struggle between his beliefs and Locke's, it seemed as though Jack was starting to believe the hoopla. That is what makes Jack's line tonight so profound, "Maybe the island wants to fix itself." Amazing. After all these seasons of Jack denying these thoughts and always trying to control situations and be the hero, it is not until season 5 that he realizes he cannot save everything, and he truly has no control and that the island needs to just run its course. Lost is the only show who can take a running theme like that and develop it over 5 seasons until they want to flip it on its ear and do something like they did tonight. That is one of the most unbelievable instances of plot and character development that I have ever seen, but I guess I have come to expect it from Lost.

Another interesting thing that I do not know if people have noticed, but it seems as if Patsy Cline is sort of Kate's theme music. We have heard it several times over the years in her flashbacks and we heard it again tonight. Yes, Lost has made Patsy Cline cool again. Just another thing to add to their resume. Oh and next week seems to be just as promising.

In no way should I be writing this post right now with all the projects and papers I have due in the next two days, but I feel like it was something the island needed me to do.

Laef

Oh Me Oh My, Jack Bauer Fans Buckle Your Seat Belts!!!!!

This is some of the most exciting news I've heard since it was announced that Scarlett was going to be in Iron Man 2. According to Craveonline Casting and Plot details have leaked about Marvel's 2011 release of Thor. And most of you 24 fans will be pleased to hear that Jack Bauer aka Kiefer Sutherland is set to play Donald Blake aka Thor. Now don't get your panties in a bunch and say now how the hell are they going to have Jack Bauer play Thor, isn't Thor huge? Well yes it appears that Marvel has thought about this as well and are only casting Sutherland to play Blake until he makes his transformation into Thor. Once the transformation is complete Thor will be played by Alexander Skarsgard, who us True Blood fans know very well, but everyone else probably has no idea who that is. I think that is a great pic for Thor, although he needs to get a lot bigger than he is on the show, I'm sure he wont have a problem doing that though.

As for Kiefer Sutherland as Donald Blake I feel like that is also a brilliant choice as well. They needed star power and Sutherland certainly brings that to the table. As for directing it has been announced that Kenneth Branagh is their man and he will also be playing the role of Odin, or Thor's Father.

The Basic plot line of the film looks to be set mostly on Earth where Asgardian Sif, played by Natalie Portman, and Balder, played by Josh Hartnett, are sent down posing as mortals by Branagh (Odin) to watch over Thor. Other members of the cast include Jamie Kennedy as Loki (very questionable), Jason Statham as the Executioner (Badass!!), and Marley Shelton as the Enchantress (Grindhouse, Smoking Hot). Here is a way better description of the Plot for the movie than I could give you from Craveonline:

Much of the earlier part of the film will take place on Earth, in which fellow Asgardians Sif (Natalie Portman) and Balder (Josh Hartnett) are posing as mortals to watch over Thor in his vulnerable state. When Loki (played by Jamie Kennedy) gets wind of Thor’s banishment, he sends Enchantress (Marley Shelton) and Executioner (Jason Statham) to take him out. In their failure to do so, the two unwittingly unlock the godly powers within him. Following is an all out war between the two displaced brothers that threatens to destroy Midgard (again, Earth) in the process.

Loki responds to Thor’s awakening by attempting to trigger “Ragnarock”, the end of Asgard, and the destruction of all the gods within. Of course this attracts the attention of S.H.I.E.L.D., who intervene on Thor’s behalf at a crucial moment

This of course will lead right into the already Hyped Avengers Movie... Let us know what you think, I know I'm happy with the casting.

I Love You Always, and Never,

College Panda

P.S. Hey Laef "I didnt want to wake you up, but I really want to show you something" WOOOOO!!!! I'm in!!!!!

OMG, Latest Star Trek Extended TV Spot! "Hey Panda Get Out Of The Bathroom" "Rex, Ill Be Right Out!!"

Holy Shit wow I'm so pumped I saw this today, obviously its not as good as the other trailer for Star Trek that I posted earlier (because that was the greatest movie trailer of all time) but this one is so so so good for a 60 second TV Spot. If you are out there and are skeptical about this movie and have actually watched the trailers for it you should be asking yourself if you are alive or human, or have feelings or emotion because mark my words this movie will be the best movie of the year. Without further adue here is their latest TV Spot:

Oh and JJ thank you so much for this movie buddy wow great work... Also I'm very excited for Lost tonight, if you get a chance could you call me later I had some questions about the show that I needed answered.

I Love You, Always, and Never,

College Panda

P.S. Laef, "Why are you talking to me man?" WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Blu Ray Review With Your Favorite Panda (I'm Back!!!)

Slumdog Millionare more like Slumdog Brillianare!!!!! Let me start from the beginning, this kills me to admit but honestly when I first heard about this movie I was extremely skeptical and thought it was your basic, you know, shitty Indie movie that Laef loves and hypes because its beautifully shot and has a cast know one has ever heard of. It reminded me of those movies that are hyped for Oscar's that were only up for it because they were artsy, and unique, or some dude was blowing another dude in it so the academy thought it was courageous or brave... Then after seeing Laefs Top 10 Reboot in which he put Slumdog number two behind the Dark Knight. I have to admit after seeing that list and then listening to Laef constantly tell me how great the movie was I became very much interested and decided yesterday as I was going to make my weekly Blu Ray purchase that I was going to buy Slumdog Millionare and give it the shot it deserved.

Visually on Blu Ray this movie is stunning sharp bright colors make India look truly beautiful, the disk is full of bright yellows and dark blacks its truly sexy and brilliant and looks great on a Plasma screen. Very few times throughout the movie did I notice moments on screen where it strayed from 1080p quality by becoming fuzzy or the colors started to blend a bit. If you are a lover of Blu Rays like I am you will appreciate the passion and love Danny Boyle has for this movie and it really comes through on the disk. Watching the making of this movie (which is one of the special features on the disk) you can see how much fun him and the rest of the cast had making this movie.

Not only was the Blu Ray beautifully put together and a joy to watch but the movie itself was remarkable. Everything you could ask for in a movie was in it. Action, murder, laughter, passion, and a truly magical LI that lasts years. The storyline is brilliant and so well told and the underlying theme of the movie "Destiny" is something I love and want. And wow the soundtrack of this movie gets it soooo much... Laef told me about the scene where young Jamal and Salim were on the trains "hustlin" as they say and Paper Planes comes on by MIA and its soo soo good I cant even explain it. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! After I saw Trainspotting I thought to myself that this man, Danny Boyle, had talent but after seeing this movie on Blu Ray, Wow and WOOO, and OMG, and That dog will Hunt (Ole Painless, you know).. Maybe the thing I enjoyed most about this movie was realizing the emergence of a star. If you watch the movie you will notice that Freida Pinto, is not only amazingly gorgeous but a very talented actress as well and is well on her way to stardom landing in role in Woody Allen's next film along with a star studded cast. Here are a couple of her Covers she has done, there are surprisingly not many hot posses they have of her someone needs to get on that:


All in all I give this movie an A- and definitely recommend purchasing on Blu Ray, not only is it visually stunning, but its a great movie one that you will watch more than once I can promise you that. Laef thank you for this, I owe you pal. And sorry to my College Panda cubs (followers) I was in hibernation last week, I am one of those rare bears who only hibernate for a week or so randomly, but I'm back now, I couldn't sleep anyways Rex always snores and I get way to horny as well.

I Love You, Always, and Never,

College Panda

P.S. Haymes your posts are so so bad and you are ruining this site with your shitty posts and turning this site into Perez Hilton, who I hear your blowing now!!!